It is with great satire and knowledge of the fact that this is culturally insensitive, but this is a list i had been working on for some time.  And now, WordPress Daily Prompt has given me the inspiration and venue to show this list off.  For my normal readers, all 4 of you, this will be an interlude of magical whimsy into what makes my mind move.

I give you The Top 5 Bollywood Porn Names
1.  Ballsdeep Singh
2.  Jizpreet Singh
3.  Vijay Jay Singh
4.  Cumar Singh
5.  Ram Singh

Thank you, have a great day!